Safety Protocols On/Off

Just try not to bump into it by accident.

Data’s Brain

Hey should we clear out the holodecks before connecting the ship’s computer to Data’s brain? Nah. #TrekProblems

Need four days of warp core repairs done in four hours? I might know someone who can help…

Trust me this is no telepathic illusion. It really is Monday again already.

As Starfleet officers we avoid using foul language, but when you have #TrekProblems sometimes you’ve got to let the expletives fly.

Anbo-jyutsu: the ultimate evolution of the martial arts, and also a perfect way to settle family #TrekProblems.

Good Starfleet captains are able to tune out the exploding consoles all around them so they can focus on their #TrekProblems.

When you get reactivated after 500 years in a cave only to be told it’s Monday morning again.

Conspiracy theory: “polarized hull plating” isn’t even a real thing, they just made it up so the first starship crews would feel safer.

Oof, that’s gonna leave a mark. #TrekProblems