Skants

Why the funny looks? On my last ship we all wore skants on Friday.

Fireballs

Pursuing a career in Starfleet? Hope you’re not scared of a little fire. #TrekProblems

Life is suffering. Especially when you have #TrekProblems.

Who suffers more, Spock or O’Brien? You decide.

Yeah, sure, give advanced holographic technology to sadistic bloodthirsty aliens. What’s the worst that could happen?

Sometimes the only way to solve a #TrekProblem is to go with your gut.

Need to stop a powerful alien race from destroying your homeworld? Just ask nicely.

My face when a bunch of tiny aliens show up whining about their planets being destroyed. #TrekProblems

Hey it’s ok you are NOT jumping back and forth through time! It’s just Monday morning again already.

Janeway was just another corrupt Starfleet admiral change my mind.

A real friend will challenge you to a knife fight when you need to be reminded of your duty as a Klingon warrior.

Safety tip: reduce injury by using your arms to shield yourself from a console explosion.