Trek Problem: Moral Dilemmas
Log Entry: It’s every Starfleet captain’s worst nightmare: the dreaded moral dilemma.
Examples:
TOS 1×28 The City on the Edge of Forever
TNG 5×23 I, Borg
DS9 6×19 In the Pale Moonlight
VOY 2×24 Tuvix
Log Entry Supplemental: Murdering innocent aliens to solve your #TrekProblems is NOT ok under any circumstances.
Example: VOY 5×26 Equinox
Trek Problem: Alien Diplomacy
Log Entry: Negotiating with aliens isn’t an exact science.
Examples:
ENT 2×5 A Night in Sickbay
ST13 Star Trek Beyond
TNG 5×2 Darmok
VOY 4×19 The Killing Game, Part II
Log Entry Supplemental: Sometimes you have to just step aside and let people work out their own #TrekProblems.
Example: TOS 3×15 Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
Seems legit.
Great looking ship though.
I want to commend each and every one of you for handling this year’s #TrekProblems with the utmost professionalism and integrity.
Most common #TrekProblems of 2023:
Mind Control 11.4%
Time Travel 10.6%
Hostile Aliens 9.8%
Entities 8.6%
Exploding Consoles 7.3%
Most afflicted with #TrekProblems in 2023:
Picard 17.6%
Riker 11.8%
Kirk 9.8%
Data 9.4%
Geordi 8.2%
Keep those dilithium crystals aligned and see you all in 2024! 🖖
Reminder: know the signs of temporal narcosis! If symptoms appear, return to your own time continuum immediately. #TrekProblems
When you emerge from a 90-year time loop only to discover it’s Monday morning again.
When you rematerialize after 75 years in a transporter pattern buffer only to be told it’s Monday morning again.
Solving #TrekProblems mostly just involves a lot of shunting.
