Eye of the Beholder

Trust me you are NOT hallucinating due to some residual psychic imprint. It really is Monday morning again.

Soliton Waves

That feeling when you realize the soliton wave heading towards Lemma II at warp speed ain’t gonna stop itself. #TrekProblems

You know, we might avoid a lot of #TrekProblems if our holding cells had bars to back up the force fields. Just saying!

Monday always hits like a holographic snowball to the face doesn’t it?

I hope you didn’t have any plans this weekend, Admiral Nakamura’s expecting you at the Starfleet Admirals’ Banquet. Don’t be late!

Stop worrying so much! I test phasers around the warp core all the time and never have #TrekProblems.

Sorry to telepathically invade your mind like this, but I had to let you know it’s Monday morning and we gotta get up and solve #TrekProblems.

Leaving work on Friday like…

So we’re not gonna put on space suits or anything before beaming over to that mysterious alien ship? Ok cool just checking. #TrekProblems

They suspect nothing.