Oh boo hoo, so you’ve got some rocks and leaves embedded in your face. Believe me your transporter problems could be worse.
Much, much worse…
Transporter Problems
One
Trust me you are NOT hallucinating! It really is Monday again already.
Enterprise-F
Great looking ship though.
Coworkers
Having #TrekProblems with a coworker? Try to resolve them in a calm, intelligent and civilized manner.
Physical Condition
It’s important to stay in top physical condition in order to endure the stress caused by #TrekProblems.
Remembrance
That look when you realize a whole new year of #TrekProblems awaits you.
New Year’s Morning (2024)
Year of Trek Problems (2023)
I want to commend each and every one of you for handling this year’s #TrekProblems with the utmost professionalism and integrity.
Most common #TrekProblems of 2023:
Mind Control 11.4%
Time Travel 10.6%
Hostile Aliens 9.8%
Entities 8.6%
Exploding Consoles 7.3%
Most afflicted with #TrekProblems in 2023:
Picard 17.6%
Riker 11.8%
Kirk 9.8%
Data 9.4%
Geordi 8.2%
Keep those dilithium crystals aligned and see you all in 2024! 🖖
Contemplation
Sometimes it helps to just sit and think deeply about your #TrekProblems.
Temporal Narcosis Reminder
Reminder: know the signs of temporal narcosis! If symptoms appear, return to your own time continuum immediately. #TrekProblems
