Alien Rituals

Interstellar diplomacy requires tact, patience, and a little bit of luck. It also helps to know your way around a chainsaw. #TrekProblems

Four Seasons

I’m still kinda sore about it.

In Starfleet we solve #TrekProblems with compassion, diplomacy and logic. And sometimes with a fight to the death.

Explore strange new worlds, they said. It’ll be fun, they said…

What drives good men to steal warp coils from innocent, defenseless aliens? You guessed it: #TrekProblems.

Sorry friend but you’re gonna need more than faith of the heart to get out of this #TrekProblem.

It is the safest way to travel. Mostly.

In the early days of solving #TrekProblems our morals had to be a bit, shall we say, “flexible”.

Good Starfleet captains are able to tune out the exploding consoles all around them so they can focus on their #TrekProblems.

Fortunately, a lot of #TrekProblems can be reversed by just hitting the cosmic “reset button”.