I recommend steering clear of portals of any kind. They’re nothing but #TrekProblems.
Tag: Data
Safeguards
Why would we need safeguards? It’s not like Data would ever try to take over the ship or anything. #TrekProblems
Father’s Day
Happy Father’s Day!
Disaster
Relax, this is a perfectly normal way to solve #TrekProblems. Now shut up and plug my head into the ship’s computer.
Masaka Monday
Relax, your system has NOT been taken over by an ancient alien data archive. It’s just Monday morning again.
Soliton Waves
That feeling when you realize the soliton wave heading towards Lemma II at warp speed ain’t gonna stop itself. #TrekProblems
Tests
Stop worrying so much! I test phasers around the warp core all the time and never have #TrekProblems.
Space Suits
So we’re not gonna put on space suits or anything before beaming over to that mysterious alien ship? Ok cool just checking. #TrekProblems
Disguises
They suspect nothing.
Fake Mamas
Ok now that’s just low.