Attention Starfleet personnel: please take care to avoid accidentally creating new forms of life, as this could lead to unforeseen #TrekProblems. Thank you for your cooperation.
Accidental Lifeforms
Tag: Data
Ancient Alien Technology
Start messing around with ancient alien technology and you never know what kinds of #TrekProblems you’ll stir up.
Seat Belts
Memo to Starfleet personnel: there are no plans to install seat belts on any vessel at this time. Further inquiries will be ignored. Thank you.
Time Travel Troubles
Time travel troubles? Don’t worry, these things have a way of working themselves out. #TrekProblems #StarTrek
Holodeck Accidents
Join us on the holodeck, they said. It‘ll be fun, they said. #TrekProblems
Ba’ku Casual
Did someone say casual Friday?
Trek Solutions
We must never be so focused on our #TrekProblems that we forget to appreciate life’s many #TrekSolutions.
Ice-Men
When you save an entire village from radiation poisoning but they murder you anyway because they think you’re an evil ice-man. #TrekProblems
Speaking of which, if you’re going to stab an ice-man through the back, don’t use a pole made out of metal.
Fistful of Datas (Revisited)
Sure, go ahead, plug the Enterprise computer directly into Data’s positronic brain. What’s the worst that could happen?
Year of Trek Problems (2021)
I commend you all for enduring another year of #TrekProbems with poise, grace, and integrity befitting a Starfleet officer. Keep those phase inducers aligned and have a great New Year’s! ?
Most common #TrekProblems of 2021:
Entities 9.3%
Time Travel 8.6%
Holodeck Misadventures / Mind Control 7.1% (TIE)
Hostile Aliens 6.4%
Q / Transporter Issues 5.7% (TIE)
Most afflicted with #TrekProblems in 2021:
Picard 22.9%
Riker 12.9%
Data, Geordi 9.3% (TIE)
Worf 7.9%
Janeway 7.1%
