Be careful about blowing up strange asteroids! Next thing you know your ship could be crawling with nitrium parasites, and then you got major #TrekProblems.
Tag: Enterprise
Anomalies
The thing about anomalies is that they’re just so very… anomalous. #TrekProblems
11001001
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Sleeping Dogs
Back in my day we didn’t need fancy tractor beams to solve our #TrekProblems, just a good strong cable and a little faith of the heart.
Starship Offspring
I think about you every day and hope you’re ok out there, Baby Enterprise-D. ❤️
Breaking the Ice
You’re new to deep space exploration and come across the biggest comet ever seen, what do you do? Land an away team on the surface to set off explosives, obviously. #TrekProblems
The Chase (Revisited)
Solving a galactic riddle and need to visit four different star systems in one day without refueling? Actually, never mind, that won’t be a #TrekProblem.
Admirals’ Banquet
Admiral Nakamura looks forward to seeing you at the Starfleet Admirals’ Banquet. And no, he doesn’t want to hear about your #TrekProblems.
Battle Damage
Back in my day we didn’t need fancy shields or photon torpedoes to solve our #TrekProblems. But, yeah, they would have come in handy.
Polarized Hull Plating
Polarized hull plating is useless, change my mind.