Portals

I recommend steering clear of portals of any kind. They’re nothing but #TrekProblems.

Baby Starships

Hey I still think about it.

They’re big, they’re alive, and they’re born in space. Yep, they’re spaceborne entities and they just love causing #TrekProblems.

What? Nah it doesn’t hurt him. Now strap that big guy in and fire up the spore drive, we got places to be!

Happy Mother’s Day!

Hey look if you want to bro it up with an organic spaceship for the rest of your life, that’s your #TrekProblem. You do you.

Do all omnipotent beings cause this many #TrekProblems or is it just our bad luck?

Q Jr. was no peach either.

Oh that giant alien robot octopus thing? Don’t worry, it shouldn’t cause any #TrekProblems. Hopefully.

Some strange entity hanging out in your computer system? Oh yeah, you’ve got #TrekProblems all right.

*Laughs in Redjac*

Listen if we need to blow up half a planet to solve our #TrekProblems then that’s what we’re doing dammit.