Trek Problem: Tubes
Log Entry: Why do we have to crawl through tubes all the time? Because #TrekProblems, that’s why.
Examples:
ENT 2×23 Regeneration
TOS 2×6 The Doomsday Machine
TNG 4×19 The Nth Degree
SNW 1×10 A Quality of Mercy
Trek Problem: Alien Possessions
Log Entry: Don’t ignore the little voice in your head. It just might be #TrekProblems.
Examples:
TOS 3×18 The Lights of Zetar
TNG 4×14 Clues
DS9 5×5 The Assignment
VOY 6×5 Alice
Log Entry Supplemental: Ok reanimating someone’s dead grandmother is just messed up.
Example: TNG 7×14 Sub Rosa
Trek Problem: Alien Infections
Log Entry: If we used more robots we wouldn’t have these kinds of #TrekProblems.
Examples:
TNG 2×22 Shades of Gray
TNG 4×18 Identity Crisis
VOY 3×26 Scorpion
ENT 3×3 Extinction
Log Entry Supplemental: If your long dead childhood friend appears and starts talking to you, don’t freak out! You’re probably just infected with a multidimensional fungal parasite.
Example: DSC 2×2 New Eden
Solving #TrekProblems mostly just involves a lot of shunting.
Relax that’s NOT the Calamarain trying to kill you! It’s just light from outside because it’s Monday morning again.
I recommend steering clear of portals of any kind. They’re nothing but #TrekProblems.
Hey I still think about it.
Don’t worry that bright light is NOT the Enterprise exploding! It’s just the sun shining through your window because it’s Monday morning again.
Opening the blinds Monday morning like…
Good Guy Geordi wishes you a Happy Friday! 🖖
Good Guy Geordi always gives accurate estimates.
This is your brain….. This is your brain on #TrekProblems.
Any questions?
