Strapped down by aliens or androids? Sounds like you’ve got #TrekProblems my friend.
Strapped Down
Tag: Geordi
Enterprise Jr.
When Federation scientists see this new lifeform the Enterprise created they will be shocked! Oh, I guess it’s gone. Never mind. #TrekProblems
A Matter of Time
Good news: we warmed up your cooling planet by drilling into it with phasers! Bad news: this made things even worse and all life on the surface will be dead within days. #TrekProblems
Rocky Planets
Forgot which planet you just beamed down to? Don’t feel bad, they all kind of blend together after awhile. #TrekProblems #StarTrek (h/t @jared_buckert)
Together
#TrekProblems have a way of bringing us together (whether we like it or not).
Friday Nights in Ten Forward
Friday at last! Time to forget about our #TrekProblems and knock back a few in Ten Forward. Have a great weekend everyone! ?
Alien Infections
Alien infections are no joke. You know, if we used more robots we might not have these #TrekProblems.
Fistful of Datas (Revisited)
Sure, go ahead, plug the Enterprise computer directly into Data’s positronic brain. What’s the worst that could happen?
Year of Trek Problems (2021)
I commend you all for enduring another year of #TrekProbems with poise, grace, and integrity befitting a Starfleet officer. Keep those phase inducers aligned and have a great New Year’s! ?
Most common #TrekProblems of 2021:
Entities 9.3%
Time Travel 8.6%
Holodeck Misadventures / Mind Control 7.1% (TIE)
Hostile Aliens 6.4%
Q / Transporter Issues 5.7% (TIE)
Most afflicted with #TrekProblems in 2021:
Picard 22.9%
Riker 12.9%
Data, Geordi 9.3% (TIE)
Worf 7.9%
Janeway 7.1%
Holo-Addiction
Reminder: holo-addiction comes in many forms. Please use holodecks and holosuites in moderation to avoid potential #TrekProblems.
