Your mama’s so fake on the back of her neck it says “Made by Noonian Soong”. #TrekProblems #StarTrek
Tag: Geordi
Samaritan Snare
That feeling when you find things to make you go. #TrekProblems #StarTrek
Qpid
When you most certainly are NOT a merry man. #TrekProblems #StarTrek
Identity Crisis
That feeling when you contract an alien parasite that’s capable of overwriting your DNA. #TrekProblems #StarTrek
Delays
When Geordi tells you repairs will take 37 hours but you need warp engines right now. #TrekProblems #StarTrek
Emergence
When the Enterprise attains consciousness and gives birth to a baby starship, you know you’ve got #TrekProblems. #StarTrek
I, Borg
Made a virus to wipe out an army of dangerous cyborgs but using it would be immoral. #TrekProblems