Things to Make Us Go

Great now that song’s stuck in my head.

This is Fine

It’s fine, most of that’ll buff right out.

I mean it was fun while it lasted right?

Good news: we found intact alien bodies in the Arctic Circle! Bad news: they just woke up. #TrekProblems

Don’t be so melodramatic, Will. There won’t be any #TrekProblems. We hope.

Whenever you think your #TrekProblems are bad, keep in mind they could always be worse. Much, much worse.

Do all omnipotent beings cause this many #TrekProblems or is it just our bad luck?

Q Jr. was no peach either.

Oh that giant alien robot octopus thing? Don’t worry, it shouldn’t cause any #TrekProblems. Hopefully.

Some strange entity hanging out in your computer system? Oh yeah, you’ve got #TrekProblems all right.

*Laughs in Redjac*

Listen if we need to blow up half a planet to solve our #TrekProblems then that’s what we’re doing dammit.