Trust me the world is NOT coming to an end! You probably just have #TrekProblems.
You’d be amazed how easily scammers can cause earthquakes these days.
Planetary Disasters
Tag: Phasers
The Last Generation
Whenever you think your #TrekProblems are bad, keep in mind they could always be worse. Much, much worse.
Tests
Stop worrying so much! I test phasers around the warp core all the time and never have #TrekProblems.
A Matter of Time
Good news: we warmed up your cooling planet by drilling into it with phasers! Bad news: this made things even worse and all life on the surface will be dead within days. #TrekProblems
