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Tag: Picard
Spills
Is spilling coffee on your boss at work technically a #TrekProblem? If your boss is Jean-Luc Picard and you work aboard the USS Enterprise, then yes, yes it is.
Together
#TrekProblems have a way of bringing us together (whether we like it or not).
Cristóbal Rios
His name is Cristóbal Rios. He’s from Chile, he works in outer space, and he solves #TrekProblems.
Incapacitated
If you’ve spent more than one entire episode on your back sick, dying, or otherwise incapacitated, it might be time to lay off the #TrekProblems.
So much for that idea…
Temporal Narcosis
Know the signs of temporal narcosis! If symptoms appear, return to your own time continuum immediately. #TrekProblems
Ice-Men
When you save an entire village from radiation poisoning but they murder you anyway because they think you’re an evil ice-man. #TrekProblems
Speaking of which, if you’re going to stab an ice-man through the back, don’t use a pole made out of metal.
Year of Trek Problems (2021)
I commend you all for enduring another year of #TrekProbems with poise, grace, and integrity befitting a Starfleet officer. Keep those phase inducers aligned and have a great New Year’s! ?
Most common #TrekProblems of 2021:
Entities 9.3%
Time Travel 8.6%
Holodeck Misadventures / Mind Control 7.1% (TIE)
Hostile Aliens 6.4%
Q / Transporter Issues 5.7% (TIE)
Most afflicted with #TrekProblems in 2021:
Picard 22.9%
Riker 12.9%
Data, Geordi 9.3% (TIE)
Worf 7.9%
Janeway 7.1%
Happy Holidays 2021
Whether you’re flying through space or home in front of the fire, may you all have a safe and happy holiday season! ?
Weird Energy Discharges
Is it an alien lifeform? An attempt to communicate? A plain old electric shock? With weird energy discharges you just never know. #TrekProblems
