Leaving work on Friday like…
Leaving
Tag: Riker
Haven
My face on Monday morning when I have to get up and deal with all my #TrekProblems.
Alien Infections
Alien infections are no joke. You know, if we used more robots we might not have these #TrekProblems.
Year of Trek Problems (2021)
I commend you all for enduring another year of #TrekProbems with poise, grace, and integrity befitting a Starfleet officer. Keep those phase inducers aligned and have a great New Year’s! ?
Most common #TrekProblems of 2021:
Entities 9.3%
Time Travel 8.6%
Holodeck Misadventures / Mind Control 7.1% (TIE)
Hostile Aliens 6.4%
Q / Transporter Issues 5.7% (TIE)
Most afflicted with #TrekProblems in 2021:
Picard 22.9%
Riker 12.9%
Data, Geordi 9.3% (TIE)
Worf 7.9%
Janeway 7.1%
Long Week
Monday-Thursday:
Friday:
Alien Abductions
No, you are NOT being abducted from your bed by subspace aliens, it’s just time to get up and go to work.
Zefram Cochrane
Ever since this moment it’s been just one #TrekProblem after another.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Take a break from your #TrekProblems today and enjoy a nice meal with good company. Happy Thanksgiving! ??
Changes
Over time, #TrekProblems change you.
Ancient Alien Probes
When you wake up after hallucinating decades of life experiences only to realize it’s still Monday morning.
